Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex
Sat Oct 18, 7:56 PM EDT
THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.
The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.
The suspect, whose name wasn’t immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.
Well, it is safer and less expensive that soliciting a prostitute, but I’d be terrified to apply something with that much suction to my genitals.
On the plus side, though, it would give me a cheap hysterectomy and possibly a role in a Chuck Palahniuk story.